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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

what pink/purple eyeshadows would you recommend from MAC? and blushes and lipsticks for pale complexions? i'm always paranoid about whether certain colors look decent with my skin and you always look so amazing :)

well that depends what the rest of you looks like...not just skin, but hair color, eyes..and HOW pale?

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i was sold studio sculpt concealer for under eyes and a small healing scar. it looked good when first applied in the store but by the time i got home it looked terrible. creased and cakey. any advice on what MAC procut i SHOULD be using?

I hate that concealer. Ummm if you want a good coverage, use studio finish concealer and et it with powder

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Post your favorite cupcake and frosting recipes? Please!

I will! I don't feel like typing it all out right now, but I promise I will!

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What does the tattoo on your lower knuckles say? x

Princess :)

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where do you get all your chanel earings from?

I had 1 real pair, the rest are fake and I used to have a few different spots ;)

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What kind of camera do you use? Your shots are always so beautiful and the color is SO vivid. Is that just an awesome camera and great photographer or is it that plus some magical computer program? JEALOUS.

I had just a point and shoot, but recently I bought a Nikon D3000, I LOVE it. My husband also has some type of Canon dslr, so I like to play with that too...and yeah, I like to play with the pics when I upload them too sometime, so I guess it's all three...heh..I don't think I will ever use a point and shoot again.

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whats your favorite pair of shoes?

hmm..I don't know?? I really like my over the knee boots...

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What kind of skincare products do you use?

I use MAC at the moment, but their skincare is not really my favorite...I am going to switch to something really soon...not sure what yet though..heh

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What are some of your favorite makeup brands?

MAC, Makeup Forever, NARS

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What's your current job?

I am always a freelance makeup artist, and right now I work for mac cosmetics.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Craigslist Scammers!

So, we have been trying to find a place in Erie...Almost half of the places I inquire about are African western union scams...I usually just send them back a horribly mean message, but this time we thought we would mess with them a little...I really hope they message back!

Their response to my inquiry:


I did get your response concerning the AD I posted on craigslist. The house is still available but presently I'm not around.. I did bid for a portion of petroleum land sometimes ago in West Africa and fortunately I won the  bidding so I have to move quickly down to Africa to have my company set up because I will still have to rebid for it in the next 10 years. I came over here with my wife, we both bought the house when we got married. As soon as we settle down here I had a thought of selling the house so I have to look for an agent, after getting one, we got a deal but later my wife advised against that. She said we may not be able to win the bidding next  time, in other to keep our head when we return that we have to keep the house. I reasoned with her and accepted her advise. So I contacted the agent back and requested for my keys and documents. Later we decided to  have the house rent out, we would have give the same agent this job also but the truth of the matter is that the agent would want to handle it professionally and the occupant may not be able to reason along with him later. If you notice, you will discovered that the price we are offering is far below standard price, this is enough for you to know that we are not after the rental fee but the  absolute care for the property. I know there is no  way I can be sure that you are the right person to live in the house because we won't be able to see physical before sending you the keys and the documents to occupy the space. But I just had a  feeling that anyone who knows what it takes to put the kind of structure down should know that maintaining a building is mandatory, so if you belief you can take good care of the house and handle it like yours then I will be more than happy to let you rent the house.

Please if you are ready now to occupy the house kindly provide the information below for record purpose

Full Name__________________________________________________ Home Phone (        ) ________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone (       ) ___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone (       ) ____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Move In Date____________________________

P.S: YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW THE INTERIOR PART OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE THE KEYS HERE WITH Me,i also want you to know that there is a for sale notice outside my house because we wanted to sell the house before we move to West Africa but i want you to know that the for sale notice is not valid and it will be remove as soon as you get the keys and document for you to move in.

The rent is: $800
Security Deposit: $700
House Address:
1177 East Gore Road, Erie PA

Best Regards

+2348029761268 or 0112348029761268


Our response this time:

Well initially we were looking in Endor, but there might be too many Ewoks there, do you think so?? My name is Leia, and my husband Han and I were thinking of moving to Erie instead..he races millenium falcons, he is in this years kessle run (hoping to finish in under 12 par seconds!!!!!)
We spent time with my brother Luke while he was training in Degobah with Erie like Degobah? Or more like Hoth?
Anyway we are very interested and would like to move this process along as fast as possible!

May the force be with you!

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

 They wrote and asked if I could fill out the application...

Our response:

Hello Nancy! Here is my application! I tried to be as thorough as possible! My husband Han and I are really looking forward to the move! ALL he talks about is this kessle run up there! Fingers crossed!!!! 

When can we see the house?? We aren't in the area right now, we are vacationing in Cloud City, we could send a droid over to look whenever!

Full Name:Leia Organa             Home Phone ( 610 ) 741-4391
Date of Birth: 3/24/1981
Other Phone: n/a
Current Address: 2451 Chewbacca Lane  Apt: n/a City: Alderaan  State: PA Zip: 19134
Reasons for Leaving: Too many banthas,close encounters with jawas and Obi-won lives too far Rent: $1000
Are you married: yes!
How many people will be living in the house: 4 my husband Han Solo,my brother Luke, and Wedge
Do you have a pet: yes, Salacious Crumb
Do you have a car: yes, a brand new Land speeder!
Occupation: I am a diplomat,Han is a space-pirate
Move In Date: As soon as possible!!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Some updates.

 Sooooo..I haven't updated for a while. The past month and a half has really turned my world upside-down. So basically, my summer was going fabulously. Working sometimes, going to the beach most of the time, and just livin' the life. heh. Then came August. Let's start out by saying, that I had a cold. I thought it went didn't. I ended up having bronchial pneumonia. Fine. So I go to the doctor. Now, I am allergic to mostly all antibiotics, and I was super super sick, so they gave me a medicine called Levaquin. First thing I did when I got home was google it....if you are ever prescribed this stuff, just don't google it. It's bad. It is a really strong antibiotic with big side effects...but whatever, I had to take it. So I took my prescribed dose, seriously within 2 days, felt AMAZING. Which was great, bc I had just been sick for over 3 weeks. I finished my dose, still feeling great...then...ohhhhhhhhh,then....
 Without giving you TMI, I will just say to google C Diff, so I don't have to go into lengthy, disgusting details about my bowl movements.... But I developed C Diff. Basically, the antibiotics I was on were so strong that it wiped out all the bacteria, even good in my when I came across some bad, nasty bacteria, it went TO TOWNNNNN on my ass....literally. Seriously worst week of my life.
 Now if it wasn't bad enough that I was dying-sick for over a month...I have had even more serious things to deal with. Seriously. So basically very long story-short, at the same time I was really sick a month ago, I found out that my 16 year old sister is pregnant. With twins. And not just a little pregnant.....she was like 22 weeks when she found out. With no where to go, of course, we had her move in with us. I haven't really said anything to many people about this, because she was going to to do adoption...I didn't think that was the best thing, but it's also not my choice. But she has since changed her mind and is going to keep them. So basically I went from having 1 child, to 2 and in a few months, it will be 4. My mother is not around, so I have taken on the responsibility of her living with me, taking her to her appointments, taking care of her, basically having another child. And I am okay with it. Actually what bothers me the most is people's reactions when I tell them the I am absolutely INSANE to be taking all this, I understand that it is going to be hard, and there are times that I am probably going to be on the verge of going nuts, but really, what would all these people be doing that are so in shock?? Would they be turning their family members away because it may inconvenience their life? I don't know, call me crazy, but I don't like to watch people struggle, especially children, which, my sister is a child....I feel like if you can help someone, you should...I am at a place in my life, where I can help, and I am excited to help too. I just can't believe some people's reactions...I mean, I wouldn't request this situation, but it is the situation, and I plan on dealing with it as it comes in a positive way. Wish me luck.
 Butttt, all this being said, to complicate things EVEN more, Pat and I were going to leave the city anyway this year....but now, it's a little more rushed. We physically do not have the room for 2 more babies, so we are very actively trying to figure out where it is that we are going to go pressure...ha. Erie, Austin, maybe somewhere else??? We'll see....and very soon!

I think we should have a reality show..."Pat and Kelly: plus 4".....has a ring to it???? ha. It would probably be the best show on TV.

Why haven't you updated your blog lately?

I plan on answering that with a blog ;)

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do you ever compare yourself to your husband's ex's? how do you deal with the ex situation and would you ever be able to be friends with one of them?

I don't compare myself to anyone actually...what's the point? I don't really have to deal with an ex situation, bc well, they aren't really around, I don't care, and he hadn't dated anyone really seriously for a long time before me. I am not going to get all bent on a few-few month relationships he had, that obviously didn't last. There is a reason people have ex's.....bc they didn't work....and I know how my husband treats me, and looks at me, so I never worry that he ever felt the same way about anyone else. As far as being friends, no. I don't really have friends that aren't even his ex' why would I want to hang out with most likely crazy chicks that he had sex with?? Not going to, I have never remained friends with any of my own ex's...that shit is just weird.

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Do you still hang out with the girls from SG? Like Reagan or Stormy? Do you miss them?

no, I don't. I don't think we are at the same places in our lives..and not to be mean, but no, I don't. I am not really one for missing people...

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Where did you learn your fantastic makeup skills? Did you go to a private school? And how is MAC as a working place?

I have taken classes, but not "school"...I think it's like any art, you are just good or you aren't...and mac is pretty good to work for

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Are you really 30?

uh..yes! My next birthday I will be 30!

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Can I Donkey Punch you?

I am going to go ahead and say that no, you cannot "donkey punch" me.

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I am writing a low budget short 2 film idea entitled "The End Motel", it involves no nudity, just suggestive content, but actually artistic. Would you be interested in potentially doing makeup etc.

of course!

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what kind of things will you be wearing this winter? coats/jackets, shoes/boots ...

ugh..I love fall/winter clothes....over the knee boots...of course, fur, and layers...maybe even uggs this year...yeahh, i said it....whatever they look comfortable ha

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Do u still update your formspring? ;)

I haven't lately! But I am reading a bunch now?! I have a ton though, so I don't know if I can go through them all right now!

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Would you rather have non-stop herpes or a never-ending cold?

I don't know...I have never had herpes so it's hard to tell....but I have had colds, and they really if herpes suck less than cold, then I think I would rather have eternal herpes?

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Banana's Bday

 Banana turned 2! I really really really can't believe that 2 years has passed already! I feel like she was just born, and now she is already a lil' lady!! We didn't have a big party like last year, just a few family members, because I honestly have not had the time to plan anything major....but, AnnaBella does know what a birthday party is now, so I had to have something! She got a ton of stuff, actually a lot of it didn't even come in the mail yet, so she is getting even more....she might be a little spoiled...just a little, but whatever, it makes me happy to buy things for her and make sure she is happy at all times. Plus, since I never even had a birthday party, ever, yes EVER, I like to relive the childhood I never had through her..ha.
She even "helped" make her cupcakes...and by "help" I mean, just through and smeared the batter all over the place....she is gonna be a lil baker too I think.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Love your makeup advice, thanks :) Its so hard for me to try to duplicate eye makeup looks...I have huge round eyes, large eye lids...Every makeup look i try makes them look cartoon character-ish lol...esp when i line the lower lid..what do you recommend?

Try making a deeper crease with a darker color?? Its really hard to say without seeing your eyes

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What are your favourite animals, do you like lizards ?

I like cats and monkeys and am not really a fan of lizards

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Why did you have a c section? Did something go wrong during your labor?

Yeah, I had eclampsia and was induced a month early, started having seizure-ish stuff going on bc of my blood pressure,banana's heart rate went up and it was time for an emergancy csection

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how do you maintain your body? what exercise do you do? what about your diet? thanks!

Ha! I don't! I am so out of shape right now..I might have gone to the gym 5 times in the past far as food, I eat pretty much everything so I can't help ya there either! I need to start going to the gym asap!

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Birthday Cupcakes!

Today was my little sister's 17th birthday! I made delicious cupcakes. I had a creepy circus theme in mind...I didn't have time to go alllll out...I love the creepy clowns.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

When you had all your stomach problems last year, what was the final diagnosis?

i had gall bladder "sludge" basically my bile duct was blocked and had all this nasty bile/sludge backed was terrible.

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Friday, August 6, 2010

It's Mine!

Told ya I would have it. Bought it today, and even got a deal...because I'm a deal-maker and all. (aka, a bitch)

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Hotel Chelsea.

 So for Pat's birthday I planned a little trip to NYC. We stayed at the Hotel Chelsea, and then met with an "intuitive counselor" while we were up there. Let's start with the Chelsea. It was pretty cool. If you are into very new, and not dirty places, then it's not for you. It was bizarre. Hands down one of the weirdest places I have ever been.Def saw cockroaches within minutes entering our room. I didn't get a creep-ghost vibe though. Just a weird vibe. A lot of people like to stay there because so many artists, creatives, and actors have lived there for many years...I also didn't know they brought the survivors from the titanic there??? It's packed with all sorts of random energy. I took some pics of our room, and we also walked every floor taking photos and having fun. Some of the floors where people actually live there are freaking weird. I like to think that extremely extremely crazy artists live there. It kind of felt like I was in an insane asylum. I think I am going to stay there again, and get a suite next time. this time we got there later at night and it would not have been worth it. I would google it if I were you and check it long as weird vibes, cockroaches,death,murder and ghosts are okay with you.

We also went to a Thai place called Room Service to eat. It was delicious. And really really cute inside! I have pics from there too, but am to lazy to deal with them right now. oops.

 The next day we both met (separately) with Tony LeRoy. He is an "intuitive counselor"/psychic/medium. I am super into stuff like this so it was a great experience. He started off by drawing my picture, how he sees me. Told me about some health stuff, all that jazz. He was pretty on point with everything. He told me I am on an "angelic vibration", whatever that aura is lavender and purple with specs of gold, which is just fantastic. I am an "old soul" and so on. The only negative thing was that I need to work on my expectations in life. Basically that they are too high and I get upset when things aren't exactly my way (bc I am a control freak, which is true). He also told me that my spirit guides weren't even in the room with me, they were hanging out with Pat in the waiting room! Because I never ask for help bc I always try and do everything myself, and I need to utilize them more. True. And tons of other stuff, that I am not going to share on here. Although, he did ask if I have 2 children. I said no. Then he told me he was seeing the future and I am going to have a son when AnnaBella is around 3 to 4ish. Aw. He also said I wouldn't be getting sick with this next one.....I better not!



 Banana had another photoshoot! I have been doing makeup for the models for, and Banana came with to be in the next catalog! (she was in as a baby