Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Have you entered Annabella in cute baby contests or anything like that?

I have! And she hasn't won! Although I only entered her in 2 and it was a long time ago...I am convinced the judges were blind.

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How did you get involved with MAC? Did you or do you work at a counter?

I have been doing makeup for a long time, so I got my resume together and brought it in...a few times...I was very shocked that no one called me back bc my portfolio was even pretty good then, but now that I work there I can see how a manager just may not have gotten it. I started at a counter in a macy's fulltime and left when my daughter was like 8 months old...took a year off, and now I am back very part time...I basically just work on the weekends and that is awesome for me.

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Wildwood.

We love wildwood. I love the colors, the people watching and fun. I am pretty into fun. And Banana LOVES it! Her favorite are the "horseys"...aka, carousel. You will probably be able to tell before the summers over, bc I will probably have hundreds of pictures of this child on it. LOVES it.
 She is so funny, she thinks she is WAY older than she is. Like, she doesn't want us holding onto her while riding rides. I am not sure if it embarasses her, or she just really thinks she is a "big girl" or what. Maybe both. She will physically take your hand off of her and put it on your lap...it's sooooo funny.
 I am in love with this age, it really is a lot of fun.



















what's your fav your hair has been?

Umm...I really liked it red. Long and red. But I am kinda liking my current hair...I think once it grows in more I will really be into it.

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On imdb you are listed as Kelly Kleinert. Did you not change your name when you married Pat? (Also it says you are up 76% in popularity this week!)

No, I haven't changed my name. It is still Kleinert. I am going to do a Kleinert-Haney..but I really haven't wanted to deal with going downtown and dealing with idiots, so I have been putting it off...yeah, for 2 years now.

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Do you have braces right now or something? You never show your teeth when you smile.

No??! I have never worn braces. I guess I am just never smiling in pictures you see, because I upload pictures of me smiling all the time to my facebook!

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What was your favorite singer/band 10 years ago?

ohh wow, I don't even remember! 10 years was a long time ago????! hmm..oasis maybe?? I think that's who I probably loved 10 years ago.

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Boobs.

 So, it's almost been 3 months since my new boobies. Let's start by stating that I LOVE them. They are fantastic and totally worth the money. They have really been dropping nicely and will continue to for the next few months. They look best naked, to be honest. I don't have too many pics of me just hanging out with my boobs, so clearly I had a photoshoot before going to the beach. Shitty quality photos, but whatever. And yes, I am aware that I don't have makeup on and that my face caught the flash...but my face isn't the point..it's my fabulous boobs that are the point here. I will update as the months go on.

My favorite part of my boobs is swimsuits and bras...soooo fun.






Monday, June 28, 2010

did you use "controlled crying" with your daughter? how do you feel about it?

wow, I never heard of that..I had to google it. I fortunetly, never had to worry about anything like that, my daughter has always been an EXTREMELY easy baby. Like, it's ridiculous. She hasn't woken up in the night since she was a month old, has never slept in our bed, and actually now asks to go to bed, and will sleep between 12 and 14 hours a night....I'm not complainin'!

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

Crackberry.



While everyone is out getting the new iphone, I just got a crackberry. I will get an iphone when my current contract is up...but it isn't up for almost another year and my G1 took a shit. I am not used to not having a touch screen...but so far I like. I feel like such a professional with a blackberry. Ha.

 Hopefully I really figure out how to use it soon.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

where are your pregnant pictures? i really want to see a gorgeous tattooed woman pregnant (:

I only have pictures up until like 7 months. I refused to take any after that because I became very ill, and had 100lbs of water weight on..it was not fun, and you will probably never see pictures of it...(most likely bc I destroyed them all..heh)

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so what happened when you had a reaction to black hair dye? did it hurt?

Ummm..it more than hurt...I am not "just a little" allergic...if I am around it I will go into anaphylactic shock...and I look like the mask...and not the jim carey mask, the cher mask.

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are you & your husband really lovey-dovey?

umm,not really? I am not a lovey-dovey or overly affectionate person at all.(I actually might be the most unaffectionate person ever..but I have been working on it ;) ) I have my moments, but it's not all the time.

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what kind of sunglasses are you wearing this summer?

I am actually wearing cheap ones...my daughter broke my dior glasses, so until she is older, it's time for cheap ones.

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Sunday, June 20, 2010

do you ever get jealous? how do you deal with your husband exs?

I don't get "jealous"..more "disgusted", but I don't really care at this point, we have been together for 5 years with a child, ex's are irrelevant

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Black and White.

Today I baked for a friends birthday. I baked my favorite vanilla cupcakes. I really wanted vanilla cupcakes with my vanilla buttercream frosting colored black....BUTTTTT, from past experience, the color I have tastes metallic. So, I decided to go buttercream on some, and use chocolate frosting and add black to that, should be easier to make black starting from brown,right? Wrong. Still didn't end up black and the icing tastes funny. Ugh. Apparently I am just not having the best baking day, because whenever I bake I try and change the recipe a little to try new things....today's kinda failed as well..I think I added too much baking powder and too much vanilla, so they just aren't as pretty as they usually are, but they pretty much taste the same. Plus, I think the heat is affecting my precious cupcakes too...I am going to take a few days off and bake something special next week.










What is your favourite film ?

I have a few...embarrassing enough, one of my favs in Coming to America..heh..other than cheesy comedies I like really dark comedies.

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Terribly awesome.

These are terrible. But I think I need them.

My favorite color.

You may not even realize it, but blue eyeshadow is on it's way back...which I am EXTREMELY pleased, because in my mind, it never left. There are a few things that never go out of style no matter what anyone says a few of these things are : leopard print, gold, bright lipstick, fur(vintage or preferable fake), and blue eyeshadow.















Some older shoots which prove I love blue...I use it whenever possible..heh.











My all time favorite blue is Electric Eel by MAC...I also appreciate, aquadisiac, and deep truth.